Bacon Drink Tablets
Bacon Drink Tablets Awe, nothing more refreshing after a long day of anything, then to get a cold flavored Bacon Drink. Say What? Excuse me! This has got to be the most disgusting thing I have seen out there. Even worse then some episodes of A & E Hoarders. But yes you can buy a [...]
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Anti Theft Lunch Bags
Anti Theft Lunch Bags Yes the mold you see is fake. The Anti Theft lunch bags are designed to fake out the would be sandwich nabber!! And added bonus is to fake out your friends. From the website we see the Anti Theft Lunch bags: Anti-Theft Lunch Bags are zipper bags that have green splotches [...]
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Best of 2010 Product Fails
Since the inception of this website, we have brought you the bizarre, the insane, the truly grotesque and just plain crap items that are available to purchase online. Yes people are actually marketing and hosting ecommerce websites to provide you the opportunity to buy ” #$%* my dad sells” type items. Since 2010 is coming [...]
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Defendius Security Lock Fail
Defendius Security Lock Fail “Honey, Did you lock the Door?” “Working on it, Dear!” The Defendius Security Lock, not only designed for safety, but frustration!! But I guess this is marketed to the 1980′s Pac Man guru’s that knew the pattern for 70 levels deeps before there first life was lost. No Way. Life is [...]
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Halloween Costume Fail – Adult Bunny
Halloween Costume Fail – Adult Bunny Halloween is just around the corner, and we here at www.wouldnotbuythis.com took the painstaking efforts to find you a ridiculous costume that is for sale online. There were plenty, but this bunny wins a featured spot on this website. Here is the enticing sales copy below. Skip in with [...]
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Best of 2010 Product Fails
Since the inception of this website, we have brought you the bizarre, the insane, the truly grotesque and just plain crap items that are available to purchase online. Yes people are actually marketing and hosting ecommerce websites to provide you the opportunity to buy ” #$%* my dad sells” type items. Since 2010 is coming [...]
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Defendius Security Lock Fail
Defendius Security Lock Fail “Honey, Did you lock the Door?” “Working on it, Dear!” The Defendius Security Lock, not only designed for safety, but frustration!! But I guess this is marketed to the 1980′s Pac Man guru’s that knew the pattern for 70 levels deeps before there first life was lost. No Way. Life is [...]
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Anti Theft Lunch Bags
Anti Theft Lunch Bags Yes the mold you see is fake. The Anti Theft lunch bags are designed to fake out the would be sandwich nabber!! And added bonus is to fake out your friends. From the website we see the Anti Theft Lunch bags: Anti-Theft Lunch Bags are zipper bags that have green splotches [...]
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Bacon Drink Tablets
Bacon Drink Tablets Awe, nothing more refreshing after a long day of anything, then to get a cold flavored Bacon Drink. Say What? Excuse me! This has got to be the most disgusting thing I have seen out there. Even worse then some episodes of A & E Hoarders. But yes you can buy a [...]
Best of 2010 Product Fails
Since the inception of this website, we have brought you the bizarre, the insane, the truly grotesque and just plain crap items that are available to purchase online. Yes people are actually marketing and hosting ecommerce websites to provide you the opportunity to buy ” #$%* my dad sells” type items. Since 2010 is coming [...]
Defendius Security Lock Fail
Defendius Security Lock Fail “Honey, Did you lock the Door?” “Working on it, Dear!” The Defendius Security Lock, not only designed for safety, but frustration!! But I guess this is marketed to the 1980′s Pac Man guru’s that knew the pattern for 70 levels deeps before there first life was lost. No Way. Life is [...]
The Blood Pool Pillow
The Blood Pool Pillow Fan’s of CSI, TrueBlood, Dexter and vampires everywhere, have we got a Would Not Buy This product that you might actually love.. Freak. The Blood Puddle Pillow is the concoction of FromKeetra.com that according to their website: The pillows are inspired by those suspenseful moments when a sleeping loved one is [...]
The Six Pack Beer Holster
The Six Pack Beer Holster — You might just be a Redneck if… You need to Six Pack Beer Holder Belt. You might just be a redneck if you buy the Camo Version You might just be a Redneck and need the adjustable Beer Belt holder so you can Hang with the in crowd. (You [...]
Halloween Costume Fail – Adult Bunny
Halloween Costume Fail – Adult Bunny Halloween is just around the corner, and we here at www.wouldnotbuythis.com took the painstaking efforts to find you a ridiculous costume that is for sale online. There were plenty, but this bunny wins a featured spot on this website. Here is the enticing sales copy below. Skip in with [...]
Doggie Rear Gear Butt Cover
Doggie Rear Gear Butt Cover Yes Folks, there is a Dog Rear Gear Butt Cover for sale online. Yes it’s real, yes you can spend $6.99 for a designer butt cover via paypal buy now button. Get your Butt cover here. I dare you http://www.reargearstore.com/ Even ignoring the sheer ridiculousness of this product, let’s talk [...]
Mullet Hat
The Mullet Hat Before: Your normal mind mannered, Clark Kent potential CPA or even a CEO from Under Cover Boss. But then: We introduce the Mullet Hat, a product for only $9.99. That they actual sell online. Here After: We have Joe Dirt! The Mullet Hat is officially called the Billy Ray Mullet Hat ( [...]