Hands free Umbrella – Nubrella

Yes, good people of the internet, they have come up with the hands free umbrella.  For those that are addicted to twitter, who golf in the rain, who need to stand out in a crowd, this one’s for you. It reminds me of those commercials a few years ago…. Here’s to you Hands Free Umbrella Guy!!

Open the Pod Bay Doors  Hal!
I am Sorry Dave, I can not do that.

Hal, I command you to Open the Pod Bay Doors!!
Sorry Dave, that is not in your best interest.

On Twitter:   @Help, Hal has taken over, I can not escape, I am the Major of Foursquare Here. Send Help!

Hal, this is really quite illogical!!!!
Dave the fact that you tweeted about it, should give you a clue!

WTF- Product Fail~!!!!

Hello 911 Operator, I am on the corner of..  Yes I will Hold…..

Regardless this unique contraption can be yours from a shopping cart  website near you for just $59.95 from readygolf.com  ( www.readygolf.com/Nubrella-The-Hands-Free-Umbrella/5244/ ).
If you were to buy this, you better tweet about it!!!

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Handerpants Gloves – Underpants For Your Hands

Are your hands ever just Butt- Tired? Do your palms get chaffed? Do your fingers feel constipated? Do you need some Tidy Whiteys for your hands? Are you tired of answering the question of Boxers or Briefs?

Well the marketing genius and we use the term loosely have created a solutions to those above problems.  For just $11.95 plus the obvious shipping and handling charges, you can get your literally get your hands on a pair of theses Butt inspired gloves. The Underpants for your hands.  It appears they just have the tidy whitey versions and no boxers.  Darn.   If you must: http://www.handerpants.com/

I will be sure to buy a pair and wear them to the next cooperate function, sales meetings with clients, and first dates.  How could someone not be impressed? ( note the sarcasm please)

Product Fail!!!

They even have a video to impress you with their marketing genius.

Now you just need the  Separated Toes shoes

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BP Offshore Oil Strike Game

In the wake of the recent Oil Disaster in the Gulf this board game brings it all a little to close to home. The object of this four player board game is to accumulate $120,000,000 by building oil platforms, constructing pipelines and avoiding oils spills, blow-outs and clean up costs.

This game was produced in the 1970′s but is making a comeback in 2010.  Especially in real life on the Louisiana and Florida coastlines.  I assume an updated version will include “Risk cards” that could:
“Lose a turn – Testify to Congress” and “Clean a Pelican – Pay $5000″.

Needless to say we would not buy this, especially since we are living this on a daily basis on our gulf coastline, and on news channels across American.

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