Anti-Monkey Butt Powder

Hygiene, Novelty, Products — By The Critic on January 22, 2010 12:35 pm

Anti-Monkey Butt Powder

Well now, for those who have ‘Monkey Butt” this may be your answer. However, not that sure that I would be willing to admit and buy the “Anti-Monkey-Butt Powder”.  What kind of mailing list will I be on, once I declared myself as a Money Butt sufferer?

So What is Monkey Butt you ask?  Well a picture is worth 1000 words so just look below.

As described by the Official Anti-Monkey Butt Shopping Cart website:
“Ideal for butt busting activities such as truck driving, motorcycling, bicycling, horse back riding, and extreme sports. May also be applied inside footwear, under sports pads, and other areas prone to chafing. Indoors or outdoors, work or play, or on occasions when you sit on your butt all day, don’t let your buns get red, use Anti Monkey Butt Powder instead!”

So my fellow reader’s if you Butt is red and soar, and the tunes from your Singing Toiler Paper don’t soothe your ailment, then for just $5.95 plus S&H your Monkey Butt days can be over from a simple Purchase of Anti-Monkey Butt for the e-commerce website store.

Lol, Would you buy this?

Is there a relative or loved one or Boss that needs the Monkey Butt Powder? Would you deny them the satisfaction?

All you Monkey Butt Sufferers Stand Up and be Counted ( since sitting might be an issue) and leave a comment!!

Edit Update– OMG They have a VIDEO Commercial

Now you Must Comment!!


Would You Buy This - Anti Monkey Putt Powder?

  • They actually sell this? (52%, 110 Votes)
  • Only as a Gag Gift (28%, 60 Votes)
  • No, Baby Powder will do just fine thank you (18%, 37 Votes)
  • Yes, Monkey Butt Itching Hurts (2%, 4 Votes)

Total Voters: 211

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  1. Ed Tomlinson says:

    LOL. Funny video too. This would make a great gag gift for anyone, on any occasion.

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