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Bacon Flavored Envelopes

Posted By: The Critic on January 21, 2010 in Novelty Products, Products - Comments: 4 Comments »

I think we can all agree bacon is the best tasting food in the world, yes? Okay, good. Now that we have confessed this I think plans to make everything taste like bacon can move forward in earnest. And let’s start with something we taste on a fairly frequent basis…the envelope.

I personally have never liked the taste of any envelope, especially when they give it that spearmint flavor, but actually tastes like gum you found under table. Why settle for this indignity when you can have the yummy salty, smokey goodness of bacon with every lick. I guarantee you will email less and start sending old fashion letters once again. This envelope can very well save the United States Postal Service single-handedly.

Popular comedian, Jim Gaffigan, tells of his disturbing, yet understandable, love of bacon.

By this time you are surely salivating, so put that spit to good use and head over to J&D’s for your your pack of 25 bacon-flavored mouthwatering envelopes. You’ll be glad you did.

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Baconator says:

January 21, 2010 at 11:18 am

I loves me some bacon, but Bacon Flavored Envelopes? Come one, the mail would never get sent! If would be all soggy and unsendable.
Ed Murphy says:

January 26, 2010 at 3:10 pm

I once had a soggy envelope sent me with a faint bacon smell. Methinks I know now why!
Pearly Whites says:

January 27, 2010 at 11:19 am

Bacon as a flavor is underrated. Why more things don’t taste like bacon rather than chicken, I’ll never know.
Toast Wallet « Would You Buy This? I would Not says:

February 8, 2010 at 3:24 pm

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