Bacon Flavored Envelopes

I think we can all agree bacon is the best tasting food in the world, yes? Okay, good. Now that we have confessed this I think plans to make everything taste like bacon can move forward in earnest. And let’s start with something we taste on a fairly frequent basis…the envelope.

I personally have never liked the taste of any envelope, especially when they give it that spearmint flavor, but actually tastes like gum you found under table. Why settle for this indignity when you can have the yummy salty, smokey goodness of bacon with every lick. I guarantee you will email less and start sending old fashion letters once again. This envelope can very well save the United States Postal Service single-handedly.

Popular comedian, Jim Gaffigan, tells of his disturbing, yet understandable, love of bacon.

By this time you are surely salivating, so put that spit to good use and head over to J&D’s for your your pack of 25 bacon-flavored mouthwatering envelopes. You’ll be glad you did.

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