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Bloody Shower Curtain and Bath Mat

Posted By: The Critic on January 21, 2010 in Novelty Products, Products - Comments: 7 Comments »

You wake up to the call of nature in the middle of the night. You stumble sleepily to the bathroom and reach for the light switch. Light explodes from the light bulb causing you to squint. Your eyes take a moment to adjust and two bloody handprints are there to greet you. Good luck going back to sleep now. Of course you could avert your eyes to the floor, but BAM! a set of bloody footprints await you there.

The find folks at thinkgeek.com present this horror-ible product, a horror movie shower curtain and bath mat for a steal at $19.99. So cheap it is a crime, just like the crime of murder that has been committed in your bathroom.

Of course you could put it in your guest bathroom to keep people from overstaying their welcome. Or if you are trying to desensitize your children to the violence in the world this would be a great way to start.

I’m sure Alfred Hitchcock would have adored this bathroom theme, as and that should scare you into not buying this. You can relive this horror every time you shower. Wash your body but you’ll never scrub the memory…

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wouldnotbuythis says:

January 21, 2010 at 6:50 pm

Would You Buy this?: Bloody Shower Curtain and Bath Mat http://fbo54.th8.us
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WillPao says:

January 22, 2010 at 6:18 pm

@wouldnotbuythis I think everyone should own this frankly
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wouldnotbuythis says:

January 22, 2010 at 6:20 pm

@WillPao we do look for the most bizarre items that are available to be bought on-line and expose them for the crap they are
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January 26, 2010 at 3:04 pm

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WillPao says:

January 27, 2010 at 2:21 am

@wouldnotbuythis if by crap you mean gold then I agree
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Bath Mats says:

March 3, 2010 at 6:43 am

This is soooo shocking!
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