Archive for the ‘Clothing’ Category

Men’s Flatulence Deodorizer Pads

Men’s Flatulence Deodorizer Pads

Men’s Flatulence Deodorizer Pads – Poop Pads OMG, there is an APP for That! Well no, not an iPhone App for dissolving your Fart Odor, but there is a website that sells  butt pads that are made to help absorb your fart stink.  Hummm, What are these made of? Is it a combo of Febreeze [...]

Peekaru – The Aliens Baby Carrier

Peekaru – The Aliens Baby Carrier

Peekaru – The Alien Baby Carrier Newt: “Ripley – Help” Ripley: “These people are here to protect you. They’re soldiers.” Newt: ” It won’t make any difference.” Hey, maybe you haven’t been keeping up on current events, but these Alien Baby Carriers are springing up on the net for your hard earned dollar and baby [...]

Handerpants Gloves – Product Fail

Handerpants Gloves – Product Fail

Handerpants Gloves – Underpants For Your Hands Are your hands ever just Butt- Tired? Do your palms get chaffed? Do your fingers feel constipated? Do you need some Tidy Whiteys for your hands? Are you tired of answering the question of Boxers or Briefs? Well the marketing genius and we use the term loosely have [...]

The Shoes with Separated Toes

The Shoes with Separated Toes

The Shoes with Separated Toes “These are for the Fred Flintstones of the world that need extra protection to keep their car moving or stopping.” – Product Fail The shoe that has toe holes, is brought to you for $80 of your hard earned money.  But what if you have coup de’-toe ( Seinfeld) coup de’-toe – [...]

Toucan Sam Costume

Toucan Sam Costume

Toucan Sam Costume Yes, you can buy the Toucan Sam Fruitloops costume from an online shopping cart for the retail price of only $90.00. Actually the product is listed as “Coming Soon” here Now would you A) wear this B) Actually Buy this? If I wanted a Toucan Sam costume, I think I would attempt [...]

Sweat Heart Sweet Shirt

Sweat Heart Sweet Shirt

Sweet Heart Sweat Shirt The Sweat Heart Sweet Shirt brings closeness to an all new level. Or a Reverse Psychology gift; more below.  You can not buy it here Fortunately for us, this is not available yet for purchase. There currently is no online shopping cart to purchase this $79 monstrosity.  I might suggest a [...]