Handerpants Gloves – Underpants For Your Hands

Are your hands ever just Butt- Tired? Do your palms get chaffed? Do your fingers feel constipated? Do you need some Tidy Whiteys for your hands? Are you tired of answering the question of Boxers or Briefs?

Well the marketing genius and we use the term loosely have created a solutions to those above problems.  For just $11.95 plus the obvious shipping and handling charges, you can get your literally get your hands on a pair of theses Butt inspired gloves. The Underpants for your hands.  It appears they just have the tidy whitey versions and no boxers.  Darn.   If you must: http://www.handerpants.com/

I will be sure to buy a pair and wear them to the next cooperate function, sales meetings with clients, and first dates.  How could someone not be impressed? ( note the sarcasm please)

Product Fail!!!

They even have a video to impress you with their marketing genius.

Now you just need the  Separated Toes shoes

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Fish and Flush

For the person who has nothing and wants everything, for that necessity of the double wide trailer bathroom, to outbid the dog’s playing poker and velvet Elvis tapestries, we bring you Fish N Flush!

So now with the Fish N Flush you can turn your bathroom into the wild kingdom of educational instruction. The Throne can be transformed into a Living, Breathing, Swimming and Active environment.  For some reason. those are not the terms I want to use to describe my something in or around my toilet.  If it’s living, breathing and swimming and don’t flush well nothing good can come of it. Either time to see the doctor, and exorcist, or prepare for Armageddon.

For the Peta People out their and Rednecks alike, NO the fish don’t get Flushed down the toilet when you FLUSH.  Well unless they are dead from watching your “Jerry Springer want to be arse” and you place them in the toilet bowel.

On the website of the Fish N Flush page there sales pitch indicates “Fish ‘n Flush fits most two-piece toilets and turns the bathroom into the center of attention with its unique design of an aquarium that wraps itself around a clear inner tank.”

So if you were inclined to buy this, it’s only $224 of your monthly welfare check. You can get this monstrosity from  www.fishnflush.com. Here are some other toilet seats I wouldn’t buy.

Hey why not go all out and deck your entire double-wide bathroom with:

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Simply put, from the manufacturer’s description about the Goatee Saver,

“The GoateeSaver is an adjustable goatee shaving template that will revolutionize the way you shave and trim your goatee. The GoateeSaver can be customized to your face in seconds, with three easy adjustments. Just place the GoateeSaver over your goatee and shave with your favorite razor to get the perfect look that women will admire and men will respect.”

Of course the product description fails to mention that you will closely resemble Hannibal Lector from Silence of the Lambs or Darth Vader from Star Wars.

And while it may be adjustable, it really limits the shape to that of a standard goatee when there are so many more options for a man who isn’t afraid to look a little different and allow his goatee to define him. Great example of a goatee gone wild. Dare we tame it with a Goatee Saver? IF you really want it, you can have it for $19.99 at http://www.goateesaver.com. But I would not buy this.

See a video review of the goatee saver.

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