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		<title>Breast Support Retort</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2010 16:54:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Critic</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Breast Support Retort or Tat Tat Tamer or or or Boob Tube Kush Groove (take off  from the rap movie Krush Grove) I couldn&#8217;t decide which would be the best title for this weird product. ( Add your title options below as comments) The people at Kush Support are promoting this fan-dangled Breast Rest, Support-a-ma-bob [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Electric Face Mask</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 19:54:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Critic</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Electric Face Mask This little gizmo is more than a 15 year penalty and is officially called the Rejuvenique RJV10KIT Facial Toning Mask Kit at  Amazon.com Just $99.99 of your money can get you this Handy Dandy, Face Scaring, Halloween Costume, Electric Shocker Product from the Amazon Shopping Carts near you. Oh My!! An actual [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Toilet Monster &#8211; WTF</title>
		<link>http://www.wouldnotbuythis.com/the-toilet-monster-wtf/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Aug 2010 20:08:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lizaio</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Toilet Monster &#8211; WTF?!?!? Really? This green rubber critter sticks to the inside of your toilet seat, so that when you open it the critter pops out of the can. Great. The only thing that would make it better was if it made some sort of noise &#8211; a growl, howl, or even a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Handerpants Gloves &#8211; Product Fail</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2010 16:10:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Critic</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Handerpants Gloves &#8211; Underpants For Your Hands Are your hands ever just Butt- Tired? Do your palms get chaffed? Do your fingers feel constipated? Do you need some Tidy Whiteys for your hands? Are you tired of answering the question of Boxers or Briefs? Well the marketing genius and we use the term loosely have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fish and Flush</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jul 2010 14:39:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Critic</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fish and Flush For the person who has nothing and wants everything, for that necessity of the double wide trailer bathroom, to outbid the dog&#8217;s playing poker and velvet Elvis tapestries, we bring you Fish N Flush! So now with the Fish N Flush you can turn your bathroom into the wild kingdom of educational [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Save Us From the Goatee Saver  &#8211; Groom Your Goatee</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jun 2010 18:16:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Critic</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Simply put, from the manufacturer&#8217;s description about the Goatee Saver, &#8220;The GoateeSaver is an adjustable goatee shaving template that will revolutionize the way you shave and trim your goatee. The GoateeSaver can be customized to your face in seconds, with three easy adjustments. Just place the GoateeSaver over your goatee and shave with your favorite [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Roadkill Carpet</title>
		<link>http://www.wouldnotbuythis.com/roadkill-carpet/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 May 2010 16:06:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Critic</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;re like me, the first thing you want to see in your living room when you wake up and walk downstairs in the morning is roadkill.  Thank heavens then, for Dutch Design, a company that has created a thing called &#8220;the RoadKill carpet.&#8221;  Yes, it is exactly what it sounds like it. A regular [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Wearable Towel</title>
		<link>http://www.wouldnotbuythis.com/the-wearable-towel/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 May 2010 20:05:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Critic</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Does a regular towel just not &#8220;do it&#8221; for you? If it doesn&#8217;t, I would question why, but for a moment, let&#8217;s accept the premise that a regular towel is somehow inadequate.  If that&#8217;s the case, then you&#8217;re in luck because there&#8217;s a new type of towel in town! Ladies and gentlemen, come and meet [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bodacious Buttocks Bra</title>
		<link>http://www.wouldnotbuythis.com/bodacious-buttocks-bra/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 May 2010 19:03:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Critic</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As with most products I wouldn&#8217;t buy on this site, my first question is what were they thinking? Not only does this look as uncomfortable as I can imagine it doesn&#8217;t seem to be doing a good job of supporting your bum. While this seems like a cheeky idea, my thoughts are this product is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Better Marriage Blanket &#8211; Fart Away!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 May 2010 15:25:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Critic</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Better Marriage Blanket &#8211; Fart Away! In the pursuit of ignorance, the quest for crappy products you can buy online, and the humor of a shopping cart offering us the ridiculous, we stumbled unwittingly upon The Better Marriage Blanket. The Better Marriage Blanket offers us the comfort, warmth, and reliability to Fart, Pass gas, Eat [...]]]></description>
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