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		<title>Hands free Umbrella &#8211; Nubrella</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 19:53:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Critic</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hands free Umbrella &#8211; Nubrella Yes, good people of the internet, they have come up with the hands free umbrella.  For those that are addicted to twitter, who golf in the rain, who need to stand out in a crowd, this one&#8217;s for you. It reminds me of those commercials a few years ago&#8230;. Here&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Handerpants Gloves &#8211; Product Fail</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2010 16:10:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Critic</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Handerpants Gloves &#8211; Underpants For Your Hands Are your hands ever just Butt- Tired? Do your palms get chaffed? Do your fingers feel constipated? Do you need some Tidy Whiteys for your hands? Are you tired of answering the question of Boxers or Briefs? Well the marketing genius and we use the term loosely have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BP Offshore Oil Strike Game</title>
		<link>http://www.wouldnotbuythis.com/bp-offshore-oil-strike-game/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jul 2010 14:22:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Critic</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[BP Offshore Oil Strike Game In the wake of the recent Oil Disaster in the Gulf this board game brings it all a little to close to home. The object of this four player board game is to accumulate $120,000,000 by building oil platforms, constructing pipelines and avoiding oils spills, blow-outs and clean up costs. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fish and Flush</title>
		<link>http://www.wouldnotbuythis.com/fish-and-flush/</link>
		<comments>http://www.wouldnotbuythis.com/fish-and-flush/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jul 2010 14:39:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Critic</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Home Products]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fish and Flush For the person who has nothing and wants everything, for that necessity of the double wide trailer bathroom, to outbid the dog&#8217;s playing poker and velvet Elvis tapestries, we bring you Fish N Flush! So now with the Fish N Flush you can turn your bathroom into the wild kingdom of educational [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Shoes with Separated Toes</title>
		<link>http://www.wouldnotbuythis.com/the-shoes-with-separated-toes/</link>
		<comments>http://www.wouldnotbuythis.com/the-shoes-with-separated-toes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jun 2010 19:07:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Critic</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Shoes with Separated Toes &#8220;These are for the Fred Flintstones of the world that need extra protection to keep their car moving or stopping.&#8221; &#8211; Product Fail The shoe that has toe holes, is brought to you for $80 of your hard earned money.  But what if you have coup de’-toe ( Seinfeld) coup de’-toe &#8211; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Save Us From the Goatee Saver  &#8211; Groom Your Goatee</title>
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		<comments>http://www.wouldnotbuythis.com/goatee-saver-groom-your-goatee/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jun 2010 18:16:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Critic</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Simply put, from the manufacturer&#8217;s description about the Goatee Saver, &#8220;The GoateeSaver is an adjustable goatee shaving template that will revolutionize the way you shave and trim your goatee. The GoateeSaver can be customized to your face in seconds, with three easy adjustments. Just place the GoateeSaver over your goatee and shave with your favorite [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Poo Pourri Personal Wipe</title>
		<link>http://www.wouldnotbuythis.com/the-poo-pourri-personal-wipe/</link>
		<comments>http://www.wouldnotbuythis.com/the-poo-pourri-personal-wipe/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jun 2010 20:06:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Critic</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Poo Pourri Personal Wipe For those sensitive moments, when the timing is right, and the mood strikes the cord&#8230;. and No this is not a condom, rather a handy dandy personal wipe.  You get the point when it just becomes all messy, you have your individually packed for your safety and sanitation the clean [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Roadkill Carpet</title>
		<link>http://www.wouldnotbuythis.com/roadkill-carpet/</link>
		<comments>http://www.wouldnotbuythis.com/roadkill-carpet/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 May 2010 16:06:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Critic</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[fox]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.wouldnotbuythis.com/?p=215</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;re like me, the first thing you want to see in your living room when you wake up and walk downstairs in the morning is roadkill.  Thank heavens then, for Dutch Design, a company that has created a thing called &#8220;the RoadKill carpet.&#8221;  Yes, it is exactly what it sounds like it. A regular [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<title>The Wearable Towel</title>
		<link>http://www.wouldnotbuythis.com/the-wearable-towel/</link>
		<comments>http://www.wouldnotbuythis.com/the-wearable-towel/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 May 2010 20:05:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Critic</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Does a regular towel just not &#8220;do it&#8221; for you? If it doesn&#8217;t, I would question why, but for a moment, let&#8217;s accept the premise that a regular towel is somehow inadequate.  If that&#8217;s the case, then you&#8217;re in luck because there&#8217;s a new type of towel in town! Ladies and gentlemen, come and meet [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bodacious Buttocks Bra</title>
		<link>http://www.wouldnotbuythis.com/bodacious-buttocks-bra/</link>
		<comments>http://www.wouldnotbuythis.com/bodacious-buttocks-bra/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 May 2010 19:03:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Critic</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Beauty Products]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[As with most products I wouldn&#8217;t buy on this site, my first question is what were they thinking? Not only does this look as uncomfortable as I can imagine it doesn&#8217;t seem to be doing a good job of supporting your bum. While this seems like a cheeky idea, my thoughts are this product is [...]]]></description>
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