Save Us From the Goatee Saver – Groom Your Goatee

Simply put, from the manufacturer’s description about the Goatee Saver,

“The GoateeSaver is an adjustable goatee shaving template that will revolutionize the way you shave and trim your goatee. The GoateeSaver can be customized to your face in seconds, with three easy adjustments. Just place the GoateeSaver over your goatee and shave with your favorite razor to get the perfect look that women will admire and men will respect.”

Of course the product description fails to mention that you will closely resemble Hannibal Lector from Silence of the Lambs or Darth Vader from Star Wars.

And while it may be adjustable, it really limits the shape to that of a standard goatee when there are so many more options for a man who isn’t afraid to look a little different and allow his goatee to define him. Great example of a goatee gone wild. Dare we tame it with a Goatee Saver? IF you really want it, you can have it for $19.99 at http://www.goateesaver.com. But I would not buy this.

See a video review of the goatee saver.