Fish and Flush

For the person who has nothing and wants everything, for that necessity of the double wide trailer bathroom, to outbid the dog’s playing poker and velvet Elvis tapestries, we bring you Fish N Flush!

So now with the Fish N Flush you can turn your bathroom into the wild kingdom of educational instruction. The Throne can be transformed into a Living, Breathing, Swimming and Active environment.  For some reason. those are not the terms I want to use to describe my something in or around my toilet.  If it’s living, breathing and swimming and don’t flush well nothing good can come of it. Either time to see the doctor, and exorcist, or prepare for Armageddon.

For the Peta People out their and Rednecks alike, NO the fish don’t get Flushed down the toilet when you FLUSH.  Well unless they are dead from watching your “Jerry Springer want to be arse” and you place them in the toilet bowel.

On the website of the Fish N Flush page there sales pitch indicates “Fish ‘n Flush fits most two-piece toilets and turns the bathroom into the center of attention with its unique design of an aquarium that wraps itself around a clear inner tank.”

So if you were inclined to buy this, it’s only $224 of your monthly welfare check. You can get this monstrosity from  www.fishnflush.com. Here are some other toilet seats I wouldn’t buy.

Hey why not go all out and deck your entire double-wide bathroom with:

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The Shoes with Separated Toes

“These are for the Fred Flintstones of the world that need extra protection to keep their car moving or stopping.” – Product Fail

The shoe that has toe holes, is brought to you for $80 of your hard earned money.  But what if you have coup de’-toe ( Seinfeld)

coup de’-toe – “Yeah! like the big toe is like the captain of the toes, but sometimes the toe next to the big toe gets so big that there’s like a power struggle and the second toe assumes control of the foot.”

I am just not comfortable with the concept of toe holes for my feet.  Yes the concept does work with gloves, but with feet? How was the marketing genus on this one?  I mean come on now. Would you buy this?

So if you want to look like a cartoon character, or need the Fred Flintstone effect in order to operate your vehicle, we got the Product Fail for you!@!

For $80 from www.vibramfivefingers.com you can buy this item from their online shopping cart.

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Simply put, from the manufacturer’s description about the Goatee Saver,

“The GoateeSaver is an adjustable goatee shaving template that will revolutionize the way you shave and trim your goatee. The GoateeSaver can be customized to your face in seconds, with three easy adjustments. Just place the GoateeSaver over your goatee and shave with your favorite razor to get the perfect look that women will admire and men will respect.”

Of course the product description fails to mention that you will closely resemble Hannibal Lector from Silence of the Lambs or Darth Vader from Star Wars.

And while it may be adjustable, it really limits the shape to that of a standard goatee when there are so many more options for a man who isn’t afraid to look a little different and allow his goatee to define him. Great example of a goatee gone wild. Dare we tame it with a Goatee Saver? IF you really want it, you can have it for $19.99 at http://www.goateesaver.com. But I would not buy this.

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