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Bodacious Buttocks Bra
As with most products I wouldn’t buy on this site, my first question is what were they thinking? Not only does this look as uncomfortable as I can imagine it doesn’t seem to be doing a good job of supporting your bum. While this seems like a cheeky idea, my thoughts are this product is [...]
The Better Marriage Blanket – Fart Away!
The Better Marriage Blanket – Fart Away! In the pursuit of ignorance, the quest for crappy products you can buy online, and the humor of a shopping cart offering us the ridiculous, we stumbled unwittingly upon The Better Marriage Blanket. The Better Marriage Blanket offers us the comfort, warmth, and reliability to Fart, Pass gas, Eat [...]
Toucan Sam Costume
Toucan Sam Costume Yes, you can buy the Toucan Sam Fruitloops costume from an online shopping cart for the retail price of only $90.00. Actually the product is listed as “Coming Soon” here Now would you A) wear this B) Actually Buy this? If I wanted a Toucan Sam costume, I think I would attempt [...]
Origami Boulder
YOU BUY WADDED UP PAPER NOW!!!! Dumb Dumb Since approximately 2002, the Origami Boulder people at http://origamiboulder.com/ have amused visitors and frustrated people for years. The thing is, you don’t know if it is a joke or not. The copy is written in broken English as a joke. It’s like calling up for Chinese take [...]
Howard The Duck
Howard The Duck Just the mere sentence or reference to Howard the Duck should send shivers down your back. But yes folks, for just $125 of your hard earned paycheck you can purchase the Howard The Duck Statue from an Ecommerce Web store here. This is a 9inch status that is modeled after the Marvel [...]
Sweat Heart Sweet Shirt
Sweet Heart Sweat Shirt The Sweat Heart Sweet Shirt brings closeness to an all new level. Or a Reverse Psychology gift; more below. You can not buy it here Fortunately for us, this is not available yet for purchase. There currently is no online shopping cart to purchase this $79 monstrosity. I might suggest a [...]
Toast Wallet
Toast Wallet Yes, you can buy the Toast Wallet from a online shopping cart website wanting to make money. The Toast wallet as pictured below comes at the simplistic price of only $9.95 with Shipping and Handling. So if the Toast Wallet is in your future, you can pick up this crusty little item here. [...]
Men’s Underwear Repair Kit
Men’s Underwear Repair Kit Just in time for the man who needs a valentine’s day gift. Ladies tired of the droopy drawers, the “Holey” boxers, the discolored mystery stains? Well this can all be solved with the Special Shopping Cart Gift. LOL, for just $9.95 you can purchase from an online store the Men’s Underwear [...]