Pizza Scissors
Kitchen, Novelty, Products — By The Critic on February 26, 2010 4:57 pmDoes your spouse constantly cook up homemade pizza that’s tough as corrugated cardboard? Then you might need the Progressive Pizza Scissors! Conveniently sold by Amazon for a mere $14.95. And if you don’t believe me, just check out their demonstration video.
Really now, what’s the point if I have to pick up the pizza to cut it, then put it back down just to twist my wrist and pick it back up again.
The epitome of useless kitchen gadgets right here, the pizza scissors. I hope everyone already owns a knife or a pair of regular scissors. And if you actually need scissors to cut your pizza, perhaps it’s best to try a different recipe or take-out place.
I would not buy this. I’m sure others might like it.
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Have you ever tried to feed pizza to hungry executives when the delivery place neglected to slice the thing? Well I have, and that makes these pizza scissors genius. Every executive admin should have a pair.