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Posts Tagged ‘Bathroom Gifts’
The Toilet Monster – WTF
The Toilet Monster – WTF?!?!? Really? This green rubber critter sticks to the inside of your toilet seat, so that when you open it the critter pops out of the can. Great. The only thing that would make it better was if it made some sort of noise – a growl, howl, or even a [...]
Fish and Flush
Fish and Flush For the person who has nothing and wants everything, for that necessity of the double wide trailer bathroom, to outbid the dog’s playing poker and velvet Elvis tapestries, we bring you Fish N Flush! So now with the Fish N Flush you can turn your bathroom into the wild kingdom of educational [...]
The Wearable Towel
Does a regular towel just not “do it” for you? If it doesn’t, I would question why, but for a moment, let’s accept the premise that a regular towel is somehow inadequate. If that’s the case, then you’re in luck because there’s a new type of towel in town! Ladies and gentlemen, come and meet [...]
Men’s Underwear Repair Kit
Men’s Underwear Repair Kit Just in time for the man who needs a valentine’s day gift. Ladies tired of the droopy drawers, the “Holey” boxers, the discolored mystery stains? Well this can all be solved with the Special Shopping Cart Gift. LOL, for just $9.95 you can purchase from an online store the Men’s Underwear [...]
Led Shower Light – Red Light Blue Light
Led Shower Light – Red Light Blue Light I have almost seen it all, well no I haven’t but this one is another classic in my book of crap you can buy through a Shopping Cart on line. For just $49.95 you can purchase and install this LED Shower light that will let you know [...]
Anti-Monkey Butt Powder
Anti-Monkey Butt Powder Well now, for those who have ‘Monkey Butt” this may be your answer. However, not that sure that I would be willing to admit and buy the “Anti-Monkey-Butt Powder”. What kind of mailing list will I be on, once I declared myself as a Money Butt sufferer? So What is Monkey Butt [...]
Singing Toliet Paper
Singing Toilet Paper – What a load of crap ( pun intended) If you were thinking do in need to buy special Toilet paper that sings? Um No, there is a little battery operated plug that attaches to the TP roller that is activated when you dispense your needed tissue. Kind of like the Musical [...]
Bloody Shower Curtain and Bath Mat
You wake up to the call of nature in the middle of the night. You stumble sleepily to the bathroom and reach for the light switch. Light explodes from the light bulb causing you to squint. Your eyes take a moment to adjust and two bloody handprints are there to greet you. Good luck going [...]