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Posts Tagged ‘Novelty’
Men’s Flatulence Deodorizer Pads
Men’s Flatulence Deodorizer Pads – Poop Pads OMG, there is an APP for That! Well no, not an iPhone App for dissolving your Fart Odor, but there is a website that sells butt pads that are made to help absorb your fart stink. Hummm, What are these made of? Is it a combo of Febreeze [...]
Breast Support Retort
Breast Support Retort or Tat Tat Tamer or or or Boob Tube Kush Groove (take off from the rap movie Krush Grove) I couldn’t decide which would be the best title for this weird product. ( Add your title options below as comments) The people at Kush Support are promoting this fan-dangled Breast Rest, Support-a-ma-bob [...]
Electric Face Mask
Electric Face Mask This little gizmo is more than a 15 year penalty and is officially called the Rejuvenique RJV10KIT Facial Toning Mask Kit at Amazon.com Just $99.99 of your money can get you this Handy Dandy, Face Scaring, Halloween Costume, Electric Shocker Product from the Amazon Shopping Carts near you. Oh My!! An actual [...]
You Might Just Be A Redneck – Beef Jerky
You Might Just Be A Redneck – Beef Jerky Yes Folks, you might just be a redneck if you purchase the Jeff Foxworthy Peppered Beef Jerky. This nauseating image and product can be found on the lovely pages of Amazon here. For only $30 you can get a 6 pack of this dried up beef [...]
The Toilet Monster – WTF
The Toilet Monster – WTF?!?!? Really? This green rubber critter sticks to the inside of your toilet seat, so that when you open it the critter pops out of the can. Great. The only thing that would make it better was if it made some sort of noise – a growl, howl, or even a [...]
Peekaru – The Aliens Baby Carrier
Peekaru – The Alien Baby Carrier Newt: “Ripley – Help” Ripley: “These people are here to protect you. They’re soldiers.” Newt: ” It won’t make any difference.” Hey, maybe you haven’t been keeping up on current events, but these Alien Baby Carriers are springing up on the net for your hard earned dollar and baby [...]
Hands free Umbrella – Nubrella
Hands free Umbrella – Nubrella Yes, good people of the internet, they have come up with the hands free umbrella. For those that are addicted to twitter, who golf in the rain, who need to stand out in a crowd, this one’s for you. It reminds me of those commercials a few years ago…. Here’s [...]
Handerpants Gloves – Product Fail
Handerpants Gloves – Underpants For Your Hands Are your hands ever just Butt- Tired? Do your palms get chaffed? Do your fingers feel constipated? Do you need some Tidy Whiteys for your hands? Are you tired of answering the question of Boxers or Briefs? Well the marketing genius and we use the term loosely have [...]