The Wearable Towel

Does a regular towel just not “do it” for you? If it doesn’t, I would question why, but for a moment, let’s accept the premise that a regular towel is somehow inadequate.  If that’s the case, then you’re in luck because there’s a new type of towel in town!

Ladies and gentlemen, come and meet and greet The Wearable Towel.  This attractive, toga-like item can be yours for only $19.95, and it’s sure to make you feel all toasty inside as the warmth of the “towel” heats you.

If every product is supposed to solve a problem, then I suppose the problem that the wearable towel solves is that towels, by their intrinsic nature, cannot be worn like clothes.  For one thing, they don’t drape around you like the wearable towel does.  For another, they don’t have fasteners.  The wearable towel solves these problems, but not in the way you think.  You see, the wearable doesn’t have a fastener either.  Now, I know what you’re thinking:  “if the wearable towel doesn’t have a fastener, then it’s a ripoff!”  Wrong!

The wearable towel doesn’t need a fastener because it has three arm openings placed along the side.  All you have to do is slip it on and you’re good to go–hopefully not somewhere in public though.

The wearable towel comes in only three colors: red, white, and blue.  Why only these three colors? Well, this may be news to you, but the true purpose of the wearable towel is to wholly fulfill the American dream.

Let me end this post with a rather solemn statement. I don’t have any idea why the wearable towel was placed on the Earth, but I hope and pray that it leaves it soon.  But perhaps you see it differently.  I suppose to some people the wearable towel–or wearable nightmare as I like to call it–is a bit of a diamond in the rough.  After all, the things have been selling like hotcakes for over a year.

Now, enjoy this wearable towel video.

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