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Toast Wallet

Posted By: The Critic on February 8, 2010 in Novelty Products, Products - Comments: No Comments »

Toast Wallet

Yes, you can buy the Toast Wallet from a online shopping cart website wanting to make money. The Toast wallet as pictured below comes at the simplistic price of only $9.95 with Shipping and Handling.

So if the Toast Wallet is in your future, you can pick up this crusty little item here. Jelly or Jam are apparently not included, maybe an upsell?

It’s amazing what is being placed on an Ecommerce Website these days. I guess the motto is, If you build it, it will sell?

We already have the Bacon Flavored Envelopes , now if I can only find the Scrambled Eggs something I have a full breakfast meal combination of stuff I wouldn’t buy. We have the Bathroom collection already documented on this site of shopping cart items I would not buy. Now time to find other complete sets of useless stuff.

So the buring question once again. Would You Buy This?

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